I'm from a Broken Mould

Today, my colleagues and I were discussing how to talk to our boss into getting us some LCD monitors. I said, "Look, we don't need the flat-screens to boost our productivity, which is high all the time, as we all know. We need them to protect our declining eyesight and to raise our cooperate pride..." Everybody was laughing. One of my colleagues said, "When God made you, the mould must have been broken..." I said, "he was in such a real funny mood. So he decided to break a mould for a change..." More laughs.

Things like that explain why I don't mind coming to work everyday.