Internet Teaches You Everything

Sienna has newly discovered the resourcefulness of the internet. If she needs to know something, she says, like many of us do, “Let’s google it.” A few nights ago, she wanted to find out how human ashes look like. (She had a chance a few months ago to take a peek, but she got stopped by her superstitious uncle in China.) On our recent browsing sessions, we also examined the life cycle of plants. She also wanted to see and hear thunder and lightening in action. We visited “youtube.com”. There is this clip. The big bang and lightening took place in the first two seconds. Someone said off the screen, “Jesus Christ!” Silence befell. The screen was pitch black with a tiny bit of light in the middle. Sienna waited for a few more seconds and said, “Jesus is a cracker. This is only flash light.”