Evolution Theory Revised

"Mommy, do you know why we came after the dinosaurs?"

"No. Tell me why?"

"Because dinosaurs are very dangerous. We cannot live with them."

"What about other animals that are dangerous too?"

"You mean big bears? They are much smaller than dinosaurs. They live in the forest most of the time. Panda bears are the cutiest. Dinosaurs are huge, as big as this building and they go everywhere fast."

"How did we know that the dinosaurs were dangerous if we came to live after them?"

"God. God knew that all along."

"Where is God?"

"He died. But he is in the sky."

"What does he eat up there?"

"He swallows clouds and spits clouds."