Lose some, Gain some

Have some mercy - I am so stuffed from a cold.

My last brush with a cold created a miracle. I was totally prepared for that and downed my body with excessive water like treating a clogged plumbing system. I managed to get away with it! It led me to believe that water and a mental determination combined could actually be an alternative medicine better than other popular medicine and popular alternative medicine combined. Whenever we got sick, my father went, “Drink a lot of water!” He said it so many times and so loudly, it rings a bell every time I am under the weather again. The bell started to ring a bit too late this time.

What a bummer! Everybody did take mercy on me by praising my unusual husky sexy voice. When the voice became unbearable to some, I was even let go one hour early today.